Ron Swanson Quotes
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Get random quotes from Ron Swanson of Parks and Recreation, or find the ones that mention a word, from the open-source Ron Swanson Quotes API. Good for a daily quote in a team channel. No account or API key required.
Get random quotes
Get one or more random quotes from Ron Swanson of Parks and Recreation, all different, such as 'Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.' Good for a daily quote in a team channel. No API key required.
Inputs
- Number of quotes
countnumber - How many different quotes to get, 1 to 100. Defaults to 1.From 1 to 100. Default:
1.
Outputs
countnumber- How many quotes came back. Usually the number asked for; fewer only when more were asked for than the API holds.
quotetext- The first quote picked, for the usual case of wanting just one.
quoteslist- Every quote picked, all different, in random order.
Example output
{
"count": 2,
"quote": "Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.",
"quotes": [
"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.",
"Honor: if you need it defined, you don't have it."
]
}Search quotes
Find every Ron Swanson quote that contains a word or phrase, ignoring case, such as 'bacon' or 'government'. Nothing matching comes back with 'found' set to false rather than failing the step. No API key required.
Inputs
- Search for
termtextRequired - The word or phrase the quote must contain. Case does not matter, and it is matched exactly as typed.
Outputs
countnumber- How many quotes contain the text.
first_quotetext- The first matching quote, or empty when none matched.
foundtrue/false- True when at least one quote contains the text.
quoteslist- Every quote that contains the text, ignoring case.
termtext- The text that was searched for, tidied up.
Example output
{
"count": 1,
"first_quote": "Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait...wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?",
"found": true,
"quotes": [
"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait...wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?"
],
"term": "bacon"
}